I am the guardian of this fortified crossroads trading post. We repel attacks from the Outside with a determination that borders on obsession. This new dawn is nothing but an illusion, we’re prisoners of an eternal nightmare where everything is fighting and tragedy. I spend night and day on the wall and patrolling around the outpost. We have few guns left and the ammo are running dry. I even heard rumors that some have redeveloped the crossbow, the fools.
Me? I no longer trust all this technology that has so often betrayed us all. When I need to crush the skulls of zombies, break a mutant's head, or send the teeth of bandits flying, I have but one allegiance. I devoted myself body and soul to Bertha, a big bad spanner I ripped from the claws of an infected 6 years ago. It hasn’t left my side ever since. It is the anchor that keeps me stable in this infernal river that serves us as a poor excuse for existence. The day that she’ll leave me will be the day I fall in combat.
Big Bertha is a remarkably faithful replica of a very large spanner similar to the ones we see in horror flicks where blood, gore, and zombie parts fly everywhere. Don’t leave it lying; your father-in-law could mistake it for the real thing. Made for LARP combat, this foam wrench can be used as an improvised weapon by plumbers, mechanics, and other workers in modern or post-apocalyptic settings.
Made in Quebec, Canada by Calimacil