They call me the Plumber, but it has been ages since the word has been associated with fixing leaky pipes. The mere idea of a hot shower fills me with bittersweet nostalgia. Sadly, a Plumber is the one that scavanges city ruins, fighting its zombified and mutated citizens so he can collect the hundreds of thousand kilometers of copper and steel pipes buried in it. Bill and I then trade them with the isolated communities that dot the countryside around “our” city. Who’s Bill you ask? It’s my faithful 10 pounds Pipe Wrench. It’s extremely useful to me, loyal as few things can be in this Hell-on-Earth. Bill is the lever that allows me to rip out subsistence from the claws of rock, concrete, and mutant flesh that surround me. Without it, I would not be a Plumber but a rotting carcass.
Ironclaw Bill is a remarkably faithful replica of a very large pipe wrench similar to the ones often seen in horror flicks where blood, gore, and zombie parts fly everywhere. Like most Calimacil weapons, Ironclaw features a shape that stands firm during fights yet remains soft and flexible enough to prevent injuries in LARP combat. Don’t leave it lying around; your father-in-law could mistake it for the real thing. It's the perfect weapon for modern horror settings as well as post-apocalyptic events.
Made in Quebec, Canada, by Calimacil